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Posts archive for: 23 May, 2008
  • Buggery of the most esteemed kind....

    I must have fallen asleep at 5 am this morning....I do not recall tieing toilet around my living room like its trimmings at christmas....I do not remember drinking, I do not remember blogging, and I do not remember the lollypop incident....I do remember however having my Australian friend calling me, and me telling him how much I needed him to rescue me, from the hell I call life...only for him to laugh and say go to sleep....

    I also don't remember making the 7 dozen chocolate chip cookies that are piled on my kitchen side...this has to be the most weirdest mania I have ever been on.

    Shanna was late for school just now, she's got her exam at 10.15, her teacher bitched at me...and I have that glazed look again, so he asked me if I had any problems, so I said yes would you care for me to reel them off....he was implying whether or not I had a drug problem...how do you explain to some dumb people ~shrugs~

    So I have had 3 hours sleep in roughly 2 and a half days, I am now about to paint my hallway, because I have so much energy I can't sit still.

    I also took pictures last night on my phone, but it's not got blue tooth and i don't have the data cable, but I don't remember taking those either....I never knew fat girls could do such bending! I'm a supple mofo I know that for damn sure! From what I can see with these pictures I cured my vertigo for a while :)) They aren't dirty |-| I knew you were thinking they are...

    On a lighter note I think I cleaned my house last night besides the toilet roll, my washing is neatly stacked and the dust that was on my tv, is no longer there. GO ME!

  • I have a secret

    But i can't share it yet, it could be big news....but it's to do with my writing....and let's face it I can hardly hold down a full time job...seeing as i'm the resident smackhead...that was the assessment of the last job interviewer...:##

    I tried to get rid of my fear of vertigo 3 times this week....it's not worked, I'm not attempting the scared of the dark one...I already wasted 4 batteries as i think i see stuff in the dark...The bump on my head is now down to a mound and no longer a mountain...thank you for all of your concern...|-|

    I haven't spoken to Paul since I farted at his house, just so we are clear! :roll:

    I wish I could cheer NotBob up....I wish I could have a hug off Milly, I wish C (first) was over in England as I need his sarcasm. I wish Kari was over here too....I wish a lot, but I wish my daughter good luck for her SAT's. She really bright and has been getting year 6 grades, and she's only year 5 :)

    I'm in a good mood still and its been 49 hours since i slept, i am not worried, because I think I maybe hallucinating and really am sleeping.

    I keep sucking my thumb, so I think I must be content....

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