I have been speaking to my friend today, who has decided for the 8th time this year he will quit smoking...
He hasn't lasted more than 3 days....this was his new years resolution...he goes all nuts when he doesn't get his nicotene, and he had on 6 patches earlier...wonder if he is overdosing? 
This brings me to suntans, I saw a lady today that looked like she'd been tangoed...i see people with lovely tans, ones that are real, and some that are "assisted". I have what you call the "English Rose" complextion...Or as my mates call it, "death warmed up" complextion. I never tan, my bodys way of trying is to make me get more freckles. I go red then back to white, but to be honest I never really had the patience to sit in the sun for more than 30 mins anyway. It used to bother me that I looked like I was a vampire/goth/freak. But I got to thinking at Christmas I should embrace this pale skin and New Years Eve I made my resolution....never to wear fake tan or attempt to burn myself to own one. Now going back to tango lady, She didn't look happy with herself, she had a lovely figure, nice nails, nice teeth and bright glowing tan, yet she had a sadness about her. I smiled at her...now bearing in mind I look like a pychopath when I smile...she actually smiled back. She said Hello..I said hey, going on your hols? She said no, she just wanted to cheer herself up....I said oh...what could i say...well look love, ya tan looks like it's belongs on the traffic lights of amber....I wanted to leave after a while as she was lighting up a cigerette and blew it into my face...im sure it was an accident, but it made me get bad thoughts anyway. My bus came shortly after, and I think the bus driver put on his sunglasses to serve her, because he took them off just after. 
That was a trippy few mins, but I'm definetly not having fake tan, as close up it looks streaky to me. I'd look a complete divvy with a tan anyway. But I can safely say I have kept all my New year resolutions, the other two wear to keep eating lollipops, and to change my knickers everyday, I knew i would keep those ones
Just a question...If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?
