Ok, I have to blog this....because it's a big deal...I went to see my mate Paul today, he's got an xbox 360 and I like to play various games....well today we were doing a word game during our fifa game of soccer, he said probe and i laughed a lot....I laughed so much I farted loudly and it dragged on. Then ~silence~
Paul cracked up laughing so much I thought he'd have a coronary right there in the living room....I have only ever farted in front of family members, but even then always felt outdone by my sister....who does whoppers. I am shy in that sense and believe it's unladylike...unlike my mum...who farts on command. So while he was laughing I just said have a nice day, and walked devestated home...18 texts messages later, it's gone around our group of friends like wildfire, as I needed to get some bread, I donned my hat and hid in disguise up to the shop. I saw Sarah, who shouted Carlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...you fartarse! I gave her my one fingered salute...she pissed herself laughing....Am I over reacting? Is farting the way forward? Should I take a leaf out of my mum, sisters and daughters book and just fart all the time....Should i just embrace farting in public.....?
maybe I'm just old fashioned...maybe I just do smelly ones who knows...I am ashamed of myself...
