Some dickhead said the title of my blog to me today....it was a local mechanic...I bearly know the knob, but my dog decides that while she's in season she'll go pouting her pussy to the local rottweiler....great...but she's a very small shih tzu! I had to go a few doors down to find my dog flirting with all the males, human and dog...so embarrassed and with a tight top on, I had to approach 4 guys all standing over the bonnet of this Suped up subaru. I shouts the dog...nothing...i did it again and all the guys looked up. I apologised for my whore of a dog, and picked her up..boobs flashing all and chuffing sundry! So that's now two of us who are whoring ourselves...one willingly the other not so.

So the mechanic says "you live up the street don't you"
I said "yeah, sorry about my dog"
Mechanic "No problem love, stick around, you will be walking in the presence of greatness"
Me said " Are you for real mate?"
His mates laughed so much...because apparently this impresses most women, according to his mates, so i said how old are they 15?
The mechanic said "I'll be seeing you around" and smiled.

I think i'm too fiesty for some people..but they watched me walk up to my house...I wish i had a clean top on thats for damn sure, and one that didn't let my 44F tits spill out onto the pavement. :##