I was checking out my emails today, all 2 of them. One really sweet one from someone I'm sure is insane, but still sweet, the other asking if i want my 5 inch penis extending to 8 or more...so here I am looking at my "shenis" and thinking is it worth the $8000 to get said "shenis" made longer...it's an option...only I don't have $8000.

I've decided that my postman is the biggest dickhead known on this planet (just for today) He banged on my door this morning like a bailiff ready to take my whole house as well as my arsehole. So half asleep i opened the door to this weedy cunt, who said in a whiny George Formby (when I'm cleaning windows man) voice and says "Got you a packagggeeeee" So i says "ok", what fucking else could I say..i was shaking like I was withdrawing from crack, seeing as this twat had banged so loud Hong Kong probably heard him too. He then says with a massive grin I must stress to add..."Did I wake you up?" To which the smartarse in me said "Nope, I'm sure I'm still in the worst dream ever with you starring in it" He handed me the package and said "Not a morning person" and laughed. Well here it goes dickwad....I DO NOT appreciate been woken at 7 35 am with it sounding like I was about to be raided on a drugs bust! I also had just had a few hours sleep with no fucking nightmares....so cunto thats why I was pissy...how about them eggs huh huh!!

Also my stupid neighbour asked me had I heard the news, and I said no not put my tv on today, she looked puzzled. I often wonder why she tries talking to me, or anyone for that matter, I keep myself to myself, I don't gossip...only to you people..which technically isn't me gossiping...just letting my thoughts out. I've come to the conclusion today, I'm that weird people just feel sorry for me.

I'm itching all over I have had an allergic reaction to these "new" meds i am on...how nice...the doc says it's new...so fucking what I thought the scientist paid guinea pigs to "test" that shit out..not us patients!! So I'm laid in bed scratching at imaginary itchy parts...it's like my blood is itching actually. Maybe I just have fleas.

My daughter is in a play, she's a soldier in it and has quite a big part, not bad for a quiet kid. The tomboy in her wanted a boyish role...I was a tomboy and turned out Bi, I just hope she likes men...I want grandkids..incase I don't have anymore kids, which is highly unlikely. So please just hope I didn't rear a lesbian! I have no problems with women on women action...none at all...I just one day want an extended family...gosh the shit I think about eh?

I think in person I am unnoticable and unattractive, thats my final thought of today.