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Posts archive for: 4 April, 2008
  • "Hey You"

    This is to you...you know who you are as this post develops....you are truly special, I'm just retarded emotionally sometimes...I can't let things out the way you do. I like the way you are real with me...could you forgive me? could you stay with me? I too find it hard to believe anyone could put up with my whole being...

    See I wonder how many people thought I was talking about cillit bang....

    Enough with been serious, this morning the post came...sheeeeeeeeeeeeeet it made a huge banging noise, only for it to be coupons for beer...I HATE BEER!! Why is it never vodka or gin?

    I sprayed air freshener this morning...into my eye...it was accident and I wasn't paying attention, believe me this wakes you up...only now i look like i'm stoned....

    berry fact number 1001...I suck my thumb for comfort, only at times this seems to happen in public...especially on the bus when i'm tired...people give you a wide berth (I should do this more often)

  • Insert witty title here...

    Ever asked that one bloody question you know you shouldn't ask, but been a total fucking headcase you ask it anyway? I just did that...why oh why did I ask when I knew the answer would be yes.
    I should just cut my tongue out and feed it to the chickens...if indeed i had chickens.
    The question I asked is one every woman seems to ask a man at some point, and when she hears its a bleeding yes she thinks great what a wanker, then if she hears no, she thinks he's a lying bastard...men cannot win on the subject and we should not ask.

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