Well I had some time away from the net, and tried to figure out my head, and life. I recently aqquired 3 people who desire me...how weird is that, I laugh....

I'm attempting to find a job...now this is laughable due to the fact, who the heck would be dumb enough to take on a bi polar, paranoid and weirdass person like me...I'm talking about in the accountancy world...seriously I do not tend to fit into the "norm" of what these uptight people are...I like to break the mold and show a bit of diversity. I love numbers always have, I love the way you have to tally everything up...now with computers the fun of it is at times taken out of it, but i'm still learning so I'm doing it the hard way...manual...how i love manual.

I've come to realise over the last two days, I'm not regular with anything, never noticed it when I had stuff to do, but sheer boredom and an interest in science made me think about certain habits....I could never do what that crazy bitch Gillian Mckieth does though...actually prodding and sniffing your shit...thats just fucking down right nasty!

I found myself reading the dictionary, I found some nice new words, that I shall be using during the week to confuse people, I'm not trying to belittle anyone, i'm just seeing what reaction I get..i really like the word trogladite...makes me think of something oddly amusing.

I tried out more science experiments, I wanted to see if my tortoise was a sweet tooth..I placed one cut strawberry on one plate and spinach on the other...now lately he's been lively..so I figured its been the variety and diet hes on...I later found out he just needed shit and was needing cold water....I will explain that later in the blog...anyways I placed Hermy (my tortoise) on the floor...he ran for the spinach, which surprised me because that fatboy adores strawbs....but this got me thinking...was it the mass that attracted him...as they are greedy little sods ya know. ..so I took away both plates and attempted said experiment with less spinach...and guess what the little shit went for strawbs...so this left me to the conclusion...no idea on if he is a sweet tooth, but he is a greedy get.

I bathed Hermy, as hes a med tortoise he has to be sprayed and have a bath once a week, keeps his skin nice. So i was cleaning him when he strained his neck right out...weird I thought until I realised the long poop...i sat him down and left him...talk about shitting on someone.

I've been tutoring the local kids lately...this happened by sheer accident, but one of my daughters friends had trouble with maths, and no one knew how to divide with grids etc...to be honest it's a complete piece of piss, so this kid asks me can i help...Muggins here all chilled out and bored shitless says yeah...so I got to work helping...then 45 mins later a knock a the door, a lad up the road needing help, so i talked him through, showed him easier ways. Now bless him, his mum made him bring me a thank you note around...i felt really special for 4 seconds...Today I helped 3 kids, so now i'm ending up maths tutor...I told one parent as she laughed saying ohh you should charge, and i said yes love and you already owe me £8..she thought I was joking, but then I said anymore next week and i might as well charge a fee...how they stopped laughing. Made my day...I think I'm evil?

I really hate bugs...its something I find creepy and I dream sometimes of been buried alive and bugs are entering my nose and mouth, then I end up half eaten alive...it's awful...so My daughter whom is a massive tomboy, she hangs with lads, builds dens, climbs trees(rather badly) and like looking under rocks for bugs...tonight we have in 4 tubs, a millipede(shes proud of this one) 4 snails...which she tends to kill by them drying out, 2 beetles (they look evil) and one odd looking thing that looks like a rolling piece of turd...infact it might just be that...who knows. She has them stack on my bloody table...I would release them but I am too scared to even venture near there. Although i want to dissect something....

I keep thinking about one of my blogger friends, I worry about them...god knows why as I hardly know them, yet I'm compelled to actually care for that human in a weird way...It will pass thank god.

Berry fact...I love aston martins, i hated james bond for using them, that fucker commercialised them...:(