Archive - Epiphany Of The Jaded Reprobate

Ok I'm sorry ok...I admit I was wrong...I admit I shouldn't have eaten the extra pringle, or the gingerbread man(which was yummy by the way) I'm sorry that even when you protest, I ignore you and do my own thing...

I'm also sorry for the times I've woke you up at night with my pacing, and then the extra munching on top...I know that annoys you. You have been good to me, and I am pretty selfish...but today you showed me why I should listen to you.

I'm sorry hips...I know you don't lie....I apologise dear dear hips...

*breaks fucking weighing scales*

There we go...I HAVE NOT PUT ON 2 lbs!!!

I blame pringles...I can't eat chocolate makes me seriously ill, but I can eat prawn cocktail pringles...god they are sooooo lush! Fucking things..

Or it's my monthleys...one or the other

I have been reading various emails and blogs from yesterday, I vaguely remember putting my picture up....and then realising I hope it wasn't the smiling one...I look like I'm about to kill someone..looks like a Wednesday Addams smile..well anyways it's saturday and I'm staying in. After the last 3 weeks I've just had I feel it's just a lot safer to stay in. I decided I'm not taking anymore meds, because I seem to verge on psychotic on the buggers. Someone said I looked younger than 28....a lot of people think this and half the time I cannot get a drink without I.D.

I always wear a hat...just because I suppose i like to hide. And I lost my thick hair because of some stuff...its getting back to how it was but taking ages. As I write this I'm actually pretty upset, but as my kid just told me, hey at least it's a feeling, want me to punch your arm...I said NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...she hurts when she punches....yep I'm a wuss

I have these constant battles with myself...Is it wrong to just want a hug from the opposite sex...and if not how could I do so without him wanting to touch my tits? I'm lonely if I'm honest, but not lonely enough to turn to my ex best friend at this point in time...The lesbian..

Berry fact...I found out I also hate the smell of cranberries with a passion...

Epiphany Of The Jaded Reprobate

I'm really chuffin sorry...

I think I'm living dead....