"Hey You"

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"Hey You"

by shakeberry @ 2008-04-04 – 12:43:55

This is to you...you know who you are as this post develops....you are truly special, I'm just retarded emotionally sometimes...I can't let things out the way you do. I like the way you are real with me...could you forgive me? could you stay with me? I too find it hard to believe anyone could put up with my whole being...

See I wonder how many people thought I was talking about cillit bang....

Enough with been serious, this morning the post came...sheeeeeeeeeeeeeet it made a huge banging noise, only for it to be coupons for beer...I HATE BEER!! Why is it never vodka or gin?

I sprayed air freshener this morning...into my eye...it was accident and I wasn't paying attention, believe me this wakes you up...only now i look like i'm stoned....

berry fact number 1001...I suck my thumb for comfort, only at times this seems to happen in public...especially on the bus when i'm tired...people give you a wide berth (I should do this more often)
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2008-04-05 @ 00:10:24
cilit bang is crap

*long live brillo pads*
- - shakeberry
  - 2008-04-05 @ 22:18:51
  LOL I once tried brillo pads...those buggers left me with no finger prints....!!
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- Snooch2TheNooch
- 2008-04-05 @ 22:14:46
That 'thumb sucking in public' thing sounds like a plan. Gonna use that sometime when I want to be left alone
- - shakeberry
  - 2008-04-05 @ 22:21:09
  It's amazing how many people actually think you're "strange" ahh the joys of been in need of comfort...it's either that or my finger...and that is a huge no no...for obvious reasons.
  - - Snooch2TheNooch
    - 2008-04-05 @ 22:34:40
    I've been thinking about this post while flicking back over your last few looking to see if I want/need to comment on any others.
    
    Got back the your other Cillit Bang post. And I realised I was maybe unsure about this. So.....
    
    Help a thick bloke out please? Is Cillit Bang a metaphore for soemthing/someone? Or are you really talking about Cillit Bang the cleaning product. Go on - gi us a clue
    - - shakeberry
      - 2008-04-05 @ 22:36:52
      The cleaning product...how else would i clean me oven? Not unless the squirting threw you off scent?
      - Snooch2TheNooch
        
        2008-04-05 @ 22:50:36
        
        I suffer from hard of understanding sometimes. Ha - I slipped another metaphone in there didn't I. Oh and another. Hard and slipping it in. Ohh Errr Missus.
        
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    - - Snooch2TheNooch
      - 2008-04-05 @ 22:37:03
      Oh - and is 'my finger' another metaphone? Or do you mean sucking that literally? Jesus I'm so thick
      - shakeberry
        
        2008-04-05 @ 22:39:25
        
        my actual finger....lol....drives men wild
        
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        Snooch2TheNooch
        
        2008-04-05 @ 22:55:04
        
        I used to date someone who did that to me in the most inapropriate places. Like on a bus or a restaurant. Yeah it did work
        
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        shakeberry
        
        2008-04-05 @ 23:10:09
        
        Yep...like sucking lollipops....oh the fun...!! I was a tease in my younger days...now i'm just insane
        
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        Snooch2TheNooch
        
        2008-04-05 @ 23:21:54
        
        Did you do it slowly with the naughty pout? And with I want you now eyes? lol
        
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        shakeberry
        
        2008-04-05 @ 23:27:18
        
        Yes, unfortunatly the copper thought I was trying to get out of been arrested...so it didn't work.
        
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        Snooch2TheNooch
        
        2008-04-05 @ 23:40:18
        
        any particular reason why?
        
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- shakeberry
- 2008-04-05 @ 23:41:34
He was gay was my only conclusion...I kind of give up on the whole flirting malarky!
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